Image Gallery V0.001 (With thanks to http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/)
Welcome, weblings, to an image gallery. You will do well to avoid some of these as you will benefit from keeping clear of the others. "Live in fear" is a useful maxim for a safety conscious existence.

A study in the relative merits of sound and its effects on the central nervous system of impressionable children.

Proof that we are all as ugly as each other on the inside.

A boastful insinuation that I perceive more than you do when I blatantly don't. Count the black dots.

Now that's a real Civil Servant!

The Black Rabbit of Death remains unapologetic for resorting to modern methods in favour of Art Garfunkel's Bright Eyes.

My apologies if this is your hideous sex clone.